(A lot of men complained they only got responses from scams, sex workers, and sex page web administrators. So, I posted an ad that I would respond to looking for results.)
Greetings and Salutations!
Thank you for taking a look at my ad amongst looking for free curbside give aways and trying to find your lost poodle on craigslist. :)
Ideally, I seek a Bull Durham Annie, smart and sexually driven as hell. If you are too young to remember that movie, you are probably a bit too young for me. :)
So, I am an average looking, single white guy in my mid-30s with a satisfying work and home life.
What brings me to craigslist?
I think meeting interested women in bars is not the best thing if I really concern myself with full consent. I, mean, how can your yes mean yes if it's alcohol or peer pressure powered?
I hope that since you are a lady looking here, you might be a little more sexually daring then someone who attends the normal, meat/meet markets on the Downtown Mall.
I want a woman who is cerebral, funny, creative, and naughty. Complex women intrigue instead of intimidate or confound me. :)
I am looking for a more casual situation, because I had to break my engagement a few months ago due to her mendacity following a sexual indiscretion. I am ok with open relationships but cheating in a monogamous situation is not the same and lying about it afterwards just... hurt me.
You are not going to be the rebound girl, you are going to be the healing woman... sexual and sensual healing. :) And, if you actually help me heal my soul along the way, I would be open to more. :)
I would never intentionally disrespect you or your boundaries.
Sexually, I guess I am vanilla but not boring. No swinging or props. Just you and me.
My ideal encounter would be fucking you till exhaustion in the back of a limo going up Carter Mountain and then sharing the view and apple cider doughnuts in each others' arms under the stars.
In your response, tell me what specifically brings you to casual encounters and more importantly why you chose to answer my ad.
I wish you the best and hope you soon realize how much you walk in beauty like the night. All of you. You make the world go round and some of you are so much, you make time stop.
Chose to not post a picture.
Body Athletic
Height 6'2
Status single
Age 35
I received two messages that were clearly spam. And, I received a third that I assumed from his vocabulary and interests was a man pretending to be a woman with mentions of his "nice rack" and interest in "fishing tournaments."
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