Kondescending Kunt Unsolicited Online Dating Advice #7 The Dick Pic

Ads with dick pix...

We all look at them.

But, who really answers ads with minimal written content and poorly shot, unphotogenic penises with no photographic worth?

Survey says, "Sex workers who answer all ads, dick pic collectors, people who like to humiliate folks who post dick pics, and men who like dick pics!"

News flash....

There is no amount of sex positivity that would compel a real, local woman to contact you for offline encounters based on your continuous posting of headless body pictures featuring bad photos of penises.

And, you really shouldn't post a real picture of your dick for people who might not be strangers. Women (or men) who know you intimately can recognize them and catch you in something you cannot get out of. And, since your private part pictures are probably not readily available for the public to view and send as their own, you can't easily say you had nothing to do with sending it to someone.

But, I know regardless of my advice, you will continue to post them proudly and send them to people unsolicited.

So, down with crappy dick pix; up with artistic ones.

The only differences between porn and art house figure shots are the photographer's talent, flattering or interesting lighting, and good or unusual form and context.

So, if you can't be good at least be good at it.

Kondescending Kunt Unsolicited Online Dating Advice #6 "Resist the Urge to Cut and Paste Your Cool"

So, you perfected a sound byte about you and what you have to offer the ladies.

What is wrong with cutting and pasting it and repeatedly sending it to most of the women's ads to which you respond?  Especially, if you add a line or two in the beginning to demonstrate you've read her specific ad?

Well, the over sent portion can come across canned just like an overused pick up line can in offline situations.

And, online we call repeatedly sending generalized, cut and paste, messages to different folks "spam."

And, a person, like myself, who tells you I read, post, and respond to a lot of Charlottesville craigslist casual encounters ads will probably have come across your spam messaging before.

So, this particular concoction that is supposed to make you look like you invested time and energy and uniqueness to respond to little ole me... doesn't it.

Also, since you probably didn't adjust the spam to deal with my ad in particular, it seems you are not into the details of pleasing this woman as you think you are.  Case and point, men think that their stock as a lover goes up if they are willing or really want to go down on a woman.  My ad specifically mentions I dislike cunnilingus.  So, any responses I get mentioning their amazing, non-applicable oral skills are particularly heinous.

So, cutting and pasting does not make you appear interesting or intriguing, instead, it makes you look...typical.

And, I am haunting Charlottesville craigslist casual encounters for the thoroughly atypical.